Feeling awkward in a small town.

I am not sure if I should be concerned or relieved. Let me explain. I was inquiring about our medical insurance coverage the other day; (you know, making sure that indeed the veterinarian hospital does accept our insurance! LOL) when I found out our plan covers air-lift services! That is how remote we are! At first I was a bit concerned, but then as I thought it over I was relieved. Think about it, if any of us were injured out here and had to rely on an ambulance ride to the nearest decent hospital we would either die or heal en route! I just thought that was interesting enough to share.
My family has started a new nightly tradition. We read the "Sherriff's Report" in the local paper. It is HILARIOUS! I'm not poking fun at the town, I just love and appreciate how small it is and how awkward I feel in it. Here is an example of an incident in the "incident log," 
" Officers responded to a report of trespassers at Pennal Gulch, but apparently didn't find any middle-aged miscreants or anyone else."  They must have a problem with middle-aged miscreants in these parts! hehehe

Ok, on with my homework I assigned myself last time. This was harder than I thought it would be. I said I would make a list of things I actually like about myself. Here goes it:

-I can find funny in anything
-I'm generous
-I'm loyal
-I'm honest